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If you've been visiting SmallBizMentor.com for some time, you've probably noticed that category list on your right.  Ever spot the term "The Watercooler"?  Since the Watercooler or the Break Room are the unofficial "official" places I've always been able to gather the dirt or some really hilarious jokes, I believe we small- and home-based business operators should gather 'round the virtural watercooler from time to time. 

I've been thinking recently about the terms I use when I'm on the phone with other business owners, mostly home-based themselves, and I've noticed I use certain professional terms that, well, could translate to something else.  So let me get the funnies started with a little dictionary for you.  You don't have to drink water if you'd rather not...grab a Dr Pepper or cup of joe and post a comment with your favorite (or most used, at least) terms and translations. 

The (Un)Official Translation Guide for Folks Dealing with Home-Based Business Owners:

• "Can you hold for one moment?  I've got a very important call buzzing in on the other line."  Translation: "Hang on a sec, the dryer just buzzed and I've got to grab my husband's shirts before they wrinkle."
• "I'm very interested in your proposal, but I'll need to run it past the board.  We're meeting in about 10 minutes; what say I call you back after we discuss the issue?"  Translation:  I have twin toddlers who are about to feed each other Kibbles & Bits if I don't have lunch ready in the next ten minutes."
• "Oh dear, I'll have to call you back.  It appears my vice-president is on the other line."  Translation:  "My wife is calling me from the car dealership; this can't be good."
• "Thank you for calling.  At this time I'm not able to discuss the matter in depth.  I'll get back with you within the next week."  Translation:  "I've got a dog throwing up in the living room, a cat wrapping itself around my ankles, a baby about to wake up from a nap, a preschooler who needs to be picked up 15 minutes ago from daycare and a teenager with the urge to drive my car.  My spouse is on a business trip, my sweats just split when I bent over, and the cookies in the oven just caught fire.  I ain't buyin' now!"